The Drought The Floods

Its very scientifically proven that our own CM has been responsible for the dry state of the state.After all he did eat a biscuit during a solar eclipse (as pointed out by one of our esteemed politician). That was probably the apple in the garden of Eden and a serpent disguised as scientist lead him to it. BOOM !! and then we were all condemned.
So, what would be the chronological order of events ? Rahu and Ketu felt hungry one day and decided that eating the sun for a while will help their gastric problems. They must be doing something wrong for everyone to hate them. This is my assumption of what they do wrong.So, when Rahu and Ketu eat , its forbidden to eat with them. You don't dine with people who are out cast. This is against social norms and also the wish of Indra, who constantly lives in the fear of his kingdom being eaten. Unfortunately Indra is also the one who controls the clouds. So 26 out of the 38 districts in Bihar fell because of the irresponsible act of our CM. What was he thinking ? Did he think that the scientists know it all ? Had he consulted the opposition before he could take a drastic step like that.
Then, I think of the remaining 12 districts and why they are not in drought. In fact some of them have had the share of the drought hit ones, flooding. This might be another way of vengeance. After all gods are meant to take vengeance. They rot you in hell after death, don't they ? But these floods have been there for ages, every year , year after year. Even when the people didn't have dinner to eat with Rahu and Ketu. Indra doesn't like us i guess. Or he likes our bureaucrats and leaders too much to provide them an opportunity to mint some money every year. This must be because 25 lac people every year eat during the eclipse while a few scores of them observe the fast. But all 25 lacs cant be eating at the same time, assuming that they had things to eat.
Next time there might be a scientific explanation to swine flu as well. Looking up to the leaders for the answers.